Dr. Horoscope? Are you there? What's the forecast for a Scorpio this week?
Well, APj, it seems that powerful feelings will produce an tense emotional atmosphere this week.
I've had enough of tense, thankyouverymuch. and emotional, for that matter. How 'bout we just give Jaynee some atmosphere this week?
Yes, yes, the urge for change excites some people but can make others feel insecure.
Okay, you lost me a bit with "urge," "change," and "excites." I kinda went-to-the-store-
Geez, I wish you'd stop interrupting. It is a very bad habit-
Sorry-
There you go again! Sometimes your behavior tends to be.....extreme. This...impulsiveness....can lead to a sudden love affair or an unexpected battle.
Wait a fricking second -- I know, I know - "I'm interrupting." But, seriously: you're giving me a choice between an affair or a battle? WTF!?!?!? I mean, how does that play out: "Hi, my name is Jayne. Take me to the store, or die."
-Jaynee, whether you're attracted to or repulsed by someone, the intensity is unlikely to last.
So whichever it is, it fizzles....that sorta sucks....
You could be in the mood to experiment later this week.
Now you're talking!
-as vivacious Venus is heating up your 5th House of Romance while Mars, your passionate ruling planet, is pushing against the Sun.
::sigh:: vivacious. heating up. passionate. pushing. Yup.....you guessed it: APj is running down the aisles of the store!
There are no halfway measures now, Scorpie. Your powerful emotions can take you to the limit and beyond.
To Infinity and Beyond!
No, wait....I think that one's taken already.
Okay all -- I'm ready. Love or Battle, bring it on.
12 comments:
No battles, just lurrrve!
Atmosphere? I often get a whiff of it....
me eyes are tired....it looked like you typed "batteries"
:)
yes....you often get a whiff....or so I'm told.
damn j, you had me cracking up again :) lol!
why am i humming pat benatar's "love is a battlefield?"
kfarmer - I'm glad you're laughing! This could be in my next show....
lime - good one...and now you've got me singing, "Hit me with your best shot!"
go Pat Benatar!
who the heck is your astrologer??? And where can I read mine??? ;)
sol - go to www.tarot.com good/fun stuff.
Man, splitting personalities here....seems to happen to bloggers a lot.
Sexy!
Mars is pushing up against the sun, and APJ is in between? Oh boy, hold on tight!
flash - yes, twas sexy...
cosima - I held on as tight as I could!
APJ, you are the James Joyce of shopping maniacs. Oh, you make me smile!
karim -- James Joyce? that's good, right?
oh, it must be -- if you're smiling....
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