| You Are a Candy Heart |
 You're definitely a pro when it comes to romance - and you have great dating etiquette. etiquette-schmetiquette. How can I have great dating anything, when I ain't dating!?!?!? Plus you probably smell and taste pretty darn good. Yup, I do smell good......although I haven't tasted myself lately..... |
| You Are Pretty Happy Being Single |
 You have a full, fun life. True. And you definitely don't need love to be content. Again....true. Of course, being single can get you down a little. kicking the horse a bit, aren't we? Especially when you've been single for a while. horse is dead, ain't it? But you know how to be patient and wait for the right person. 'course, Mr. Right Now is starting to look cuter.... You're life is too good to settle for anything! fine! fine! You're right! There! Feel better? I won't settle.....again. |
| You Are Fun Sexy |
 You're funny, quirky, cute, and sassy. Yes... my mother always said I had a shining disposition......I think the above is the modern version of that. Guys always have a great time with you, and that alone is sexy. They always say they have a great time....and then they shake my hand.... Gawd! How is it I'm always Maryann and not Ginger!?!?!? You've got an upbeat, optimistic spirit that totally shines through. ....again, sparkling disposition.... Any guy would be crazy to turn you down! hmmmm...maybe THAT'S the problem: I'm only attracted to the nutcases!!!! |
| You Would Do Most Things For Love |
 You are willing to go pretty far for love I would do any-thing for love... - but not far enough to compromise your core values. but I won't do that (and, Mr. Meatloaf, just exactly what was it you weren't willing to do?) Love is a priority for you, and you'll go further than most people to hold on to someone you love. rope? check. superglue? check. handcuffs? check. blindfold? check. But killing for love? Or even taking a bullet? Probably out of the question. Nope.....Hey, I don't need to do the dirty work. I know someone who relishes that sport. and probably would put relish on the end product!!! No matter what, you love yourself the most! hmmm....channeling the Divinyls: I touch myself.... |
| Your True Love Will Find You Eventually |
 You definitely put yourself out there a little - but you could be doing more. oh sure! Everyone's a critic! If you're truly looking for love, try doing more things and meeting more people. But I'm tired! Can't I just sit in a chair at Starline Grill and have them trapse in? You don't have to actively look for love, you just need to stay active. ::Looking for love in all the wrong places:: Be out there a little more, and the right person will find you! paging Mr. Right! paging Mr. Right Now! paging Mr. Close Enough For Government Work! |
8 comments:
gees, and i thought all you had to do was pole dance on a bus!
Lol... let's all pole dance together girls!
maybe you should do "Blogthingy: the musical" for your rogue show next year.
your questions are up.
lol!! yes girl, i would indeed relish in killing for love. only you understand me! ;)
lol... I'm in- btw, what is pole dancing? :)
:::sigh:::
Another 'woe is my dating life I don't know how anymore woe woe woe is me' blog.
It's your dead horse, sister. Get off it.
Just date. Say yes. ASK SOMEONE.
I know you're scared and hurt, I do. I know. But this is one risk you're going to have to take.
By May 12. You have until May 12 to go on a date. A REAL date. Cocktails with lecram don't count, unless there's a chance you'll be bumping uglies with him post-scotch.
May 12.
Or else.
lime and cosima: grab k....bus is on it's way.
k - don't worry....pole? what pole?
lecram: Hmmm....will try to work a blogthingy music number into show. Hey, any suggestions you have I will definitely take, Mr. sold-out-in-the-middle-of-the-week-Rogue.
mintz: contrary to popular belief, and the rumor mill, Lecram and I aren't bumping uglies or pretties. We just drink. and gossip. and talk about you. Fine, fine, fine! I accept your challenge: I will have a date. Before May 12. 2008!!!! 'cause that's when my box of goodies expire!!!
Ms. Knees: if I miss the above referenced deadline, I may need you to kill Mintz. Don't worry -- you'll LUV him.....
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