Saturday, June 02, 2007

LADY JAYNE!

Right. Sorry. Been busy -- what with Erynn's graduation from college (woo-hoo), end of school year for me (bigger woo-hoo), yard work, et al....I've been slacking. and it is time to cease the slackage! After all, there is no time for slackage when you are known as:



My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Exalted Highness Duchess Apj the Mad of Bumswick by the Hole
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err....not so sure I like this one....don't get me wrong: I like the exalted highness and all, but the references to being "mad" and having a wick up me bum ain't so appealing.....

Perhaps.....







My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Viscountess Apj the Nimble of Westessexchestershire
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being a countess (vis or otherwise) is good. Would love to be nimble enough for west (or east) sex.....but Chester!?!?!? puh-leaz.....


My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Venerable Lady Apj the Bloody of Leg over Wallop
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Hey....I'll put me bloody leg over, wallop or no wallop!

And after a leg over....wallop or no.....I'm looking for dessert. And....what better dessert than...

My Fortune Cookie told me:
Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune


So....I think this means if you live in a gooey crack, don't throw shit....or something like that.....





8 comments:

b o o said...

i did not understand anything from this post except the word "wallop" heh hows u apj?

Katie :) said...

Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:

Empress Katie the Lush of Happy Bottomshire




Good LORD- it had to say "bottom" in it didn't it!

Katie :) said...

oh yeah and my fortune.....


The sandcastle and the parsnip are sleepwalking towards your submarine.


I think they can both stay far away from my submarine........

lime said...

LMAO!!!! i love the first one best. that just cracks me up! (though it doesn't make me gooey)

gives whoel new meaning to being on the throne.

too too funny!

Dan said...

Is it possible for individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices to get fortune cookies?

kien lim said...

hmmmmmm.......

airplanejayne said...

boo - glad you understood wallop! btw, I am well, and hope u r 2.

katie - but can't we all live in the yellow submarine!?!?

lime- glad you're cracked...and not gooey..... :)

dan - Chinese take-out and delivery. 'nuff said.

kien - hmmm right back at ya. :)

KFarmer said...

Congrats on the daughters graduation! Hoo Hoo! I know you are so proud of her :)

Enjoy summer vacation too :)

I've not played the game... yet, but you know I will. LOL- too funny.