Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Hot Condoms!!!!

okay....I confess:
I thought it was gonna tell me what kind of condom I was.
so imagine my surprise when it came back, "hot sauce."
"Hot sauce condoms!?!?!?" I internally retorted, "that sounds downright painful!"

Then I realized it was "condiment" not "condom."

In my best Emily Litella voice, "Nevermind."



You Are Hot Sauce



You are the life of any party, because you're so good at bringing people out of their shell. I say "life of the party" you say "scene stealer." Whatevah. But seriously.....I don't hang out with snails. I don't eat them either. NO amount of hot sauce can make slimey be yummy....and talk about food touching! I mean, they kinda ooze all over and touch every--
'scuse me....I think I just made myself a little sick...

You have a knack for helping people happily embrace their true selves, as long as they're not snails....

You are ambitious, driven, and fearless. You love taking risks. Yup! I am a risk taker! As long as it doesn't involve my food touching...

Your taste in food is 100% adventurous. Correct again! Ummm....as long it's not touching each other...

You're up for sampling any exotic cuisine or someone's kitchen experiments. Correctomundo! As long as it's not touching...

You live for trying new things, and you get sick of eating the same food (even if it's very delicious), and, again, as long as it's not touching...

3 comments:

lime said...

it says i am mayonnaise. this quiz is obviously flawed very seriously. mayo is vile.

snowelf said...

Airplane jayne,

Your song to me is Home Again by Blackmore's Night. Because of your renaissance interest, it always reminds me of you. :)

Thanks for visiting me!! And I got the news that Maisy is going to be just fine. :)

--snow

Cosima said...

It says I am mustard. Not that I don't like mustard, in vinaigrette it's lovely, but I don't want to be all yellow.