Monday, December 12, 2005

A Series of Sevens.

I got this off of Lecram's site, and thought I'd take a crack at it...

Seven things that attract me to a man
1.) A beautiful smile
2.) Beautiful eyes
3.) Intelligence
4.) Wit
5.) Kindness
6.) Talent
7.) A nice butt. Hey, what can I say – I’m shallow!
So, what have I learned about myself? Even though I am shallow (all that external stuff), I still want the good stuff on the inside! A good package inside and out.....
he-heh - I said package

Seven Things to Do Before I Die:
1.) Go to Australia.
2.) Be in London on my birthday
3.) Make a difference in a student’s life.
4.) Get rid of my spitefulness. Really…
5.) Have dinner with Brad Pitt. Okay – I know that’s not realistic…..
6.) Have my daughter admit that I truly was ALWAYS right….
7.) Attend a BIG award ceremony (Academy, Grammy, etc.)
So, what have I learned about myself? That if I truly can't die until I've completed all seven, I will never die....

Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1.) I cannot tolerate bigots.
2.) I cannot tolerate ignorance.
3.) I cannot accept defeat.
4.) I cannot accept indifference.
5.) I cannot eat tuna fish.6.) I cannot eat haggis. Ewwwwww.
7.) I cannot be alone for the rest of my life……okay, I CAN but I WILL not!
So, what have I learned about myself? I don't like STINKY STUFF:bigots,ignorance,defeat. all smell like tuna or haggis! Ewwwwww!

Seven Things I Say Most Often:
1.) I undermean what you stand…
2.) Rules, schmules..
3.) It really is all about me.
4.) Hello sweetie-dahling (to my daughter)
5.) No, I’m not interested (to telemarketers) – click!
6.) I’ll bet I’ve gone longer than you….
7.) Uh-huh
So, what have I learned about myself? Duh!!!! I'm a bit obnoxious!!! Duh!!!

Seven Books (or Book Series) I Love:
1.) Dragonflight by Ann McCaffrey
2.) The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis
3.) Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett *please note: perhaps one of the funniest Armaggedon books ever!
4.) Myth Adventures by Robert Asprin *is he a prevert or a pervert!?!?!?
5.) Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis (also Great Divorce, Till We had Faces, and almost anything else by Lewis)
6.) Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
7.) The Face of Deception by Iris Johansen
So, what have I learned about myself? I'm not reading nearly as much as I used to! I need to change that!

Seven Movies I Would Watch Over and Over Again:
1.) Wizard of Oz.
2.) Edward Scissorhands
3.) Legends of the Fall
4.) The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe ***NOTE: FANTASTIC MOVIE!!!!
5.) Mame
6.) Bringing Up Baby
7.) Gilda
So, what have I learned about myself? Not much -- 'cause I already knew that I luved the movies!!!


lecram sinun said...

A nice butt??? Good God, Woman! LOL!

airplanejayne said...

hey -- I keep telling ya'll that I'm shallow -- at some point you'll believe me....


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scarysquirrelman said...

what about "sit on my lap, little boy, and tell me all about it"?

airplanejayne said...

How could I forget that one!?!?!?!?

come here little boy.....

Mustang said...

You said "package"