Jayne's favorite moment? Hmmm, that would have to be when the adjuster informed me that, "You need to stop talking."
Multiple threats, and weeks later, I end up getting $1500 more than they offered me.
(Rhetorical) Questions to idiot noted above:
1. Who needs to stop talking NOW?
2. Who's your Daddy NOW?
okay, okay. done gloating......now it's time to be silly. I found this on Paul's site
-- by the way, please, Paul - come to Fresno for the Rogue--
--and thought it was hilarious!
okay, some are obviously false:
- You should always store jayne in an airtight container in the fridge.
- Jayne cannot jump.
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Jayne', hated jayne and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
- Jayne can sleep for three and a half years.
- The difference between jayne and a village is that jayne does not have a church!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in jayne!
- An average beaver can cut down jayne every year.
- Jayneocracy is government by jayne!
- Jayne can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
- Jayne can not regurgitate!
2. Jayne can, and has jumped -- from airplanes, hence: the airplane jayne. Duh.
3. Lousia was a bitch. she just wanted me in the wrong way.
4. I don't think I've slept a total of 3 1/2 years in my life. Sleeping is a waste of time - I'll do it when I'm dead.
6. whoa......hmm......willing to consider as an experiment.....