Sunday, September 24, 2006

Back from the Wedding!

So -- I've just returned from Paso Robles. NO -- not my wedding --wedding of my priest's daughter. I met her (almost) 10 years ago. Her dad, the "brand new priest" called and wanted to know if I could toss his daughter from a plane. Seriously. She was turning 18 and wanted to "jump from a perfectly good airplane." I said, "Sure!" and set it in motion. Of course, on the way to the airport I thought, "WTF!?!?!? What if something bad happens!?!?!?!? I'll have to find a new church!! What are the consequences for killing priest's offspring?" Thankfully, nothing bad happened. But Em and I remained close -- even after she moved to Germany!
The wedding was a wonderful, family only event held at the Meridian Winery in Paso Robles. I was nervous on my way over -- hate weddings now that I'm the "divorced woman." You know, the one that throws the balance off at the table (whatever are we to do with the extra seat!?!?). Lecram shored me up via the phone ("Hey! You might get lucky!") No such luck -- but really, I wasn't looking.....

Got up early this morning and drove over to Morro Bay. Saw a this big rock, and walked over to it.


Yup -- big rock.






These two birds followed me most of the way over. Don't know why...


6 comments:

lecram sinun said...

Yeah, I was waiting for a call with a big afterglow sigh from you all weekend.

airplanejayne said...

please remember -- Amber Alert will be issued, in addition to fireworks up and down the state. I'm sure there will probably be an earthquake or two also.....

Mintzworks said...

You know, if you'd just stop throwing your potential paramours off of perfectly good airplanes...

And if you'd just stop with this whole 'nobody wants me' jive and start opening your legs a little more often, things just might happen!

Lower cut tops...that's the starting point. After that, alcohol, and willingness to accept a little penis in your life.

Speaking of which... ;-)

KFarmer said...

That is some BIG ROCK! I'm glad you had a nice week-end and are home safe after your adventures :)

kien lim said...

Birds followed ya cos you look good to eat..... heh ehhe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe heheh ehheheheheh ehehe heh!

airplanejayne said...

mintz - bodacious ta-ta's don't come out all that often...

kfarmer - size DOES matter....

kien - you are such a bad, bad boi!! :)