Friday, September 08, 2006

Okay -- put your hankies away. Sorry I got all ya'll all misty-eyed about my Dad. Hmmmm....if that got ya', wait til I tell you about my MUM!!!!!!!!

And now.....for something completely different....and yet, totally predictable coming from APj....

I-T-S Q-U-I-Z T-I-M-E !!!!!

Once again....with my commentaries in red......

You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One!

You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single.

I would like, no strike that, I would LOVE to have a guy in my life...overall, underall, besideall -- position is not all that critical.

You won't go out with a guy out of desperation..

Yes, I do have my rules. And don't you dare throw rules-schmules at me! Desperation is for housewives, and let us remember: I AM no wife...

you rather be alone.

Remember all ya'll, I've got three things in my drawer......so I'm not really TECHNICALLY alone....

However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating.

ME!?!?!?!? Obsess!?!?!?!?!? Never........And just WTF is Overdating? I mean, hel-LO!!!! I'm SO-O-O-O-O UNDERdating. Oh....Lecram....is it time for Sanka again?

Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around.

-or under, or over, or next to, or in front of.....

Do You Need a Man?

4 comments:

lime said...

personally, i'm all for having a man underall......raawwwwrrrrr.

you rock, love your responses.

fun stuff. hit us with a link, apj, so we can play.

Lacquer, Semi-Gloss Lacquer said...

...for the life of me I just don't get it with what it is that women see in men...

(We're big, hairey, smell, aren't nearly as deep and perceptive as women, --and our bodies are weird... just a bunch of sinews and muscle, -hair relocating to the damndest of places, --and then this 'thing,' sticking out about midway down that is forever trying to rule the universe...

Just don't see it... (Been a man, 's far back as I can remember... Never have been impressed with us as a species...)

Women.... (on the other hand...
God, --what design, eyes, elegance, treachery, beauty, passion, thoughts, strength, intelligence, WHOLE different take on stuff... (and apparently can do side-o-de-road B Pipe exhaust grafts...)

...Nahp, definitely wants me a wimmen...
guys do nothing for me...

lime said...

lol lacquer,

in all seriousness men are wonderful. it's all the things that make fellers diffrent from us gals that makes 'em so nice. bigger, hairier, stronger, sinewy-er, muscley-er, (ok, the smell can get a bit dodgy, but hey lotsa people who love dogs will admit they don't smell so good either, but they still love dogs). dey's just manly.

KFarmer said...

I love your sence of humor :)