Heya, APj. How're ya' doing?
Seriously, how are you doing?
Great -- really.
APj, there is no sorta in dating. There is dating, and there is not. there is no sorta. Just like there is no sorta pregnant. or sorta sex.
Well, Bill Clinton said that a bl
APj, do not attempt to change the subject. Answer the question: have you been dating?
Well, I went on three dates this summer, I'm still talking to that actor guy, and the hot archaeologist, Dr. Jone-
APj, the actor and the archaeologist do not count as dates. We've discussed this: if they are not physically available, it is not a date.
Doc, why not? I mean, there's conversation, there's witty repartee, there's loads of innuendos (some sexual, some not), and sincere concern. How is that not a date? I mean, seriously, the actor and the archaeologist kick ass over the three strike-out summer dates.
::sigh:: APj, file the actor and the archeologist for a
Doc, doesn't that sound like a TV show? Can't you just see it: The Actor, the Archaeologist, and Me. Kinda a Sex in the City -- but with no sex.....and no city (since I live in the country)
APj - stop trying to turn this into a joke. Your dating life is not a joke
Yes it is Doc. That's why I'm here. ::rim shot:: Thank you, thank you.
APj - focus. Tell me about Date #1.
Well, Date #1 was a teacher-
-with a hot body
Even better - as shallow as you are.
I prefer visually inclined
We had a great dinner. We chatted, I was charming, he told me I had beautiful eyes
Thank you. He walked me to my car, emailed the next morning that he had a great time.
I thought so too! I responded that I had a great time too, and would love to go out again.
Well, he wrote again the following week, saying that he'd been thinking of me, blah-blah-blah. I AGAIN replied, "likewise" and AGAIN responded that I'd love to do it again.
Well, did you call him?
Come on, Doc! I called him the first time! It was his turn -- geez, I mean, I don't want to look desperate.
No, but you do want to look available.
No. I'm your doctor.
Oh, does that mean you're physically unavailable?
No wonder I think you're hot. Maybe I'll call the show, "The Actor, The Doctor, The Archaeologist and Me."
Times up, APj. Same time next week?
See ya', Dr. McSteamy.