Thursday, June 04, 2009

I think I'm a good apple

This came in my email this morning:

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men...
-Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

5 comments:

jayparks said...

The best is to go around with a good ladder. Makes getting to the top of the tree totally easy and then you have all the apples you want.

mssolitaire said...

hahahahaha!!! Ok, men cannot be crushed, they are meant to be squished! ;)

Mintzworks said...

Know what's at the top of the apple tree? A special brand of apple you can't find at any store:

The Spinster Apple. Now with two dozen cats!

Katie :) said...

And oh how do I love a fine wine! :)

fighterjojo said...

you are an apple