Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The New/Improved "You Wanna Date APj?" Survey

::sigh::
My friends and co-workers are now sending me dating advice. Usually I ignore it....but this one was wonderful! I think I will add this to my new dating profile:

of course -- it is difficult for me to not put in my two cents -- so my bit is in purple.

Five tips for a woman.....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
a. This means that dishes go in the dishwasher, dirty clothes go in the hamper, and the toilet seat is down.
b. I am pretty open-minded about your "Job." I know that I'm not usually attracted to the 9-5 kind of guy. But seriously? You need to do "something."

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
a. And that's "laugh" in a good way. Not in a "omigawdhereallydoesn'tthinkI'mgoingtobelievethatstory" way.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
a. You lie -- you die. Okay, maybe not in that 6-feet-under-die kind of way....but definitely it will be the death of "us."

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
a. Both love and spoil can be done on limited funds and without ever having to get dressed....


5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

6 comments:

mssolitaire said...

These are very good dating tips! And I think you can find one with all 4 capabilities ;)

airplanejayne said...

sol - I'm glad you think I can find 4-in-1.

::shiver:: sorry, all this tool talk sent me to the store.

--The idea of dating one guy is scary enough, but the thought of dating four scared the shit outta me...

lime said...

#4...amen, sistah! amen!

mintzworks said...

Oh, with all of your (newfound) experience of late, you could EASILY handle four. At ONCE!!

Okay, maybe not....

But it's fun to dream. With batteries...

airplanejayne said...

lime - can I get a hallelujah!

steph - four, bad. batteries, good.

mssolitaire said...

four batteries, good ;-)