Friday, October 03, 2008

Doctor, Doctor, Give Me the News...

::ring, ring!::

Hey Doc!
Yes, who's calling?
This is Airplane Jayne. I, I hope you reme-
How could I forget you, APj? (geez, it's not like I haven't tried.) here....take these quizzes, and call me in the morning.

Men See You As: An Attainable Challenge
See!?!?!? I AM attainable.

You know how to make your man crave more of you. But you also know when to show some interest back. You're good at keeping your man guessing. And over time, you'll let him know how you really feel
Okay -- this all talked about "my man." "My man" crave, "my man" interest, "my man" guess, "my man" feel......where the hell is
Mr. My? He sounds like a great catch!!!!

Guys Think You're Easy to Be With... But Not Easy

You're definitely a flirt - and a good one.
But you also know that you shouldn't make a move on any cute guy who passes by.
ummm...this is part of the problem: I don't know "moves." Err, at least moves that work. I am, however, great at moves that don't work...
You save your seductive moves for someone who already knows the real you.
crap! Now I've got to have "seductive" moves!?!? Good thing I'm taking Joy's class, eh?

That way, your sex appeal is just part of the whole package.
My mind goes elsewhere when the word "package" is used...
Are You An Easy Girl?

You Are Big Black Boots!
no, I am not. I am Marc Jacobs Boots. These are butt-ugly. This is obviously a mistake....

You can be best described as: attitude
You've got lots of it - and you love to give it say "attitude" like it's a bad thing....
A guy has to be pretty gusty to hit on you
no guts - just do it!
(geez, that sounds like a Nike commercial, huh?)
But if he's your type, you'll warm up... a little
I will so do more than warm up.
Obviously, this quiz was way off. I should be slinky heels.
Or my hot Marc Jacobs boots.

Your Vibe Is Secretly Sexy

Sexy isn't exactly a word you'd use to describe yourself. But you have a quite allure that certain men feel appealing.
So say some of my manfriends.....I don't see it....
You don't need to flaunt your stuff to be sexier. A little more confidence in yourself, and you'll really light up a room!
Can't I just wear the boots? Won't those take care of it?


lime said...

well apparently i am your east coast twin. cept the boots. i couldn't get to that one.

could fresno handle it if we rode the bus together?

airplanejayne said...

lime - no. Fresno definitely could not handle it. But who cares!?!?!? Get your tiedyed booty out here!

jayparks said...

Ghastly black boots...but the red ones are super chic!