Saturday, September 01, 2007

Hot Handyman Needed!

See, I've yet to find a fix-it project that I won't at least try to tackle: build horse stall. check. Install metal roofing on said stall. check. Chop down trees. check. Fix sprinklers. check. Install ceiling fan. check. Install new light fixtures. double check. So it shoulda been no big deal to re-wire three outlet plugs, a switch, and a light fixture in my spare bedroom, right?
Ha. A week and a half later, and I still couldn't figure out why all the plugs and the light worked in the bedroom, but the bathroom was dark, and the microwave was asleep. WHO THE FRICK DID THE WIRING ON THIS PLACE!?!?!?!? So....I had to bite the bullet (does not taste like chicken), and call a professional:
"Jim!"
"Jayne"
"Jim! I need you! A wire has gone askew, and I don't know what to do"
"I'll be there in the morning...."

Easy fix- wire not in far enough......
'nuff said.....

Jim made the suggestion that I give up on looking for a cabana boy, and find me a hot studly carpenter. I found one:




Carter, from the TV show,"Trading Spaces."

I don't think there would be any wire problems there.....

7 comments:

KFarmer said...

Saw that pic and heard James Taylor's song~ I'm Your Handy Man~ ;)

Woman, you ain't scared of nuthing~I adore your sense of adventure and you of course :)

Katie said...

Yeah isn't it great how stupid wiring is!!! Grrr
and he's beautiful.... if you get ahold of him, I may ask to borrow him, just to get him sweaty and make him walk around half nekkid in front of me! :)

lecram said...

You're giving up on cabana boys???

lime said...

well i think he fits the bill rather nicely.

kien lim said...

Rather electrifying I say...!

KaMotion said...

how about one for each side. cabana boy. handi-man. you pick the sides. ;)

Neva said...

People should read this.