You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.
1. Don't call me smooshie....
2. I don't taste unnatural -- it's just the preservatives, damnit.
3. duh - of course I'm cute...
|You Are Apple Cider|
Smooth and comforting....sounds like cough medicine...
but I like the nasty line...
"Call me Ms. Nasty!"
A Robo Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin cyborg.
Great...another thing that takes batteries...
|Your Monster Profile|
Omega? Does that mean I am the Final Fighter? Cool!
You Feast On: Fingernails
lies...lies....well, I USED to chew them....but I never swallowed them....on purpose....
You Lurk Around In: The Ocean
you say tomato, I say tomahto
you say lurking, I say lounging.
You Especially Like to Torment: British People
well...if he'd quit winking my turd I might stop torm--
aw, who'm I kidding!?!?!?!? He's just so-o-o-o much fun to torment. And I think he kinda likes it....