Saturday, October 06, 2007

sex bomb

yes, yes....this is just what I needed to make me smile today...

3 comments:

lecram said...

here are your 5 interview questions.

1. List 5 things that is gurenteed to perk you up. These things, qualities or actions may or may not be at your disposal at the moment.

2. Through a mysterious lottery you have won "An Opportunity Of A Lifetime Of Your Choice!" What whould you choose and why? There is no limit to what it will cost but money as in cold hard cash is also NOT a choice.

3. It is a given that we all have painful episodes in our lives. These episodes are usually balanced with episodes of pure joy. If you were to pick a painful episode and choose a joyful one to create that balance. Tell us only about the joyful one.

4. Name the 3 top things you care deeply about and tell us why.

5. You have met George Clooney. He is impressed with you and gives you the task of creating a wild adventure that you will both go on. What is this 2 day adventure? Sex is not an option.(And don't give me that "rules schmules" shit on this one or you will never get another one of these from me again - morty.)

Lacquer, Semi-Gloss Lacquer said...

...sex bomb...

'gads Jane... I actually watched that thing...

-whole time thinkin'

-Dana Carvey has aged well
-no wait, Fabio has lost some weight...
-...no, no, AH, it's Martina Navratalova, and she's finally gone full throttle with the 'roids...

if that bikini went, that'd be one fierce'm ugly case of frostbite...

-reeeeally dahling...
I kept waiting for Tanya Harding to come skating in at any moment... (but that moment never came, did it... nooo.)

lime said...

oh man, that was absolutely hilarious! i love it, what a stitch. thanks for a good giggle on a monday morning...yeah i amgetting here way late.