yes, yes....this is just what I needed to make me smile today...
here are your 5 interview questions.1. List 5 things that is gurenteed to perk you up. These things, qualities or actions may or may not be at your disposal at the moment.2. Through a mysterious lottery you have won "An Opportunity Of A Lifetime Of Your Choice!" What whould you choose and why? There is no limit to what it will cost but money as in cold hard cash is also NOT a choice.3. It is a given that we all have painful episodes in our lives. These episodes are usually balanced with episodes of pure joy. If you were to pick a painful episode and choose a joyful one to create that balance. Tell us only about the joyful one.4. Name the 3 top things you care deeply about and tell us why.5. You have met George Clooney. He is impressed with you and gives you the task of creating a wild adventure that you will both go on. What is this 2 day adventure? Sex is not an option.(And don't give me that "rules schmules" shit on this one or you will never get another one of these from me again - morty.)
...sex bomb...'gads Jane... I actually watched that thing... -whole time thinkin' -Dana Carvey has aged well-no wait, Fabio has lost some weight...-...no, no, AH, it's Martina Navratalova, and she's finally gone full throttle with the 'roids...if that bikini went, that'd be one fierce'm ugly case of frostbite...-reeeeally dahling... I kept waiting for Tanya Harding to come skating in at any moment... (but that moment never came, did it... nooo.)
oh man, that was absolutely hilarious! i love it, what a stitch. thanks for a good giggle on a monday morning...yeah i amgetting here way late.
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