A bunch of stupid questions

So, I stole this from one of my old youth-group kids. She's not old....but she's too old to be in the youth--
oh bother....
I thought it would be a fun-filler while I work on a dream-post for later in the week. (yes: tease, tease, taunt, taunt, and quick poke-to-the-ribs)

[1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person?
When people are cruel. Yes, cruel as in mean, but also cruel as in condescending. I hate people that make cruel jokes about others, or at their expense.

[2] What do you do when you need to relax?
ummm......well......I like to ......go to the store? Yup! I like to go shopping! EITHER kind of shopping, actually....

[3] Why do you think there is war in the world?
Because of man's inherent selfishness and self-centeredness. There will always be a war SOMEWHERE, because SOMEONE will think they deserve something, or that someone else wronged them.

[4] Do you think it's OK to sometimes tell lies?
Do I think it's ok? No. Lies are like that space between right and wrong: you start off in the right, and before you know it, you have slid so far into the wrong that redemption appears futile. HOWEVER, I also think that as humans, it is nigh-on impossible for us not to lie.
So.....lie sparingly and small.

[5] Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change?
Things must change. One of my favorite analogies is this: Still water grows stagnant. To remain fresh, it must move.

[6] If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know?
Walk up to me, grab me (gently) by the shoulders, and say, "Airplane Jayne, I like you. Alot. Would you like to fill-in-the-blank? Oh.....and make me give you an answer.

[7] What are you listening to right now?
the voices in my head. They're arguing about #6. Some think I shouldn't have said fill-in-the-blank. And Molly is threatening to knock someone out if they grab me.



[8] If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?
a bunch of plane tickets. I am traveling!

[9] Would it change your life?
It would change my experiences, but I don't think "my life" would change.

[10] What was the last thing you purchased?
dinner with Lecram. DiCicco's lasgna and ravioli. Yum.

[11] What do you do when you're stressed out?
um.....refer to #2 above.....

[12] Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
Without a doubt, yes.

[13] Do you believe in Aliens?
Yes. I think it's a bit ostentatious to think we are the only intelligent life "out there." Hell, sometimes I wonder if we can really be considered "intelligent."

[14] Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
No. And trust me, I hit back. Hard.

[15] What's your greatest fear in life?
I don't have any fears. I have some concerns or worries, but no fears. Fear is for wussies.


[16] Do you have a best friend?
Yes. Actually, I have 2-3 people that fit that bill.

[17] Are you afraid of death?
Nope. I already cheated it twice. However, I am one of those strange ducks that wants to know when I'm going -- I want to be able to say goodbye one last time.

[18] Do you think parents should stay together for the kids?
I wish I hadn't.

[19] Can money buy happiness?
No. And it can't buy me love either. But it can buy a hell-of-alot-of batteries.

[20] Are you looking forward to anything?
Yes. I think July will be explosive, August will be a stroll down memory lane, September will be exciting, and there's a chance that October will be explosive also!

[21] Write some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
I ain't settlin', for just gettin' by, I've had enough of so-so for the rest of my life.
(appropriate, eh?)

[22] Do you open up to people easily?
Pretty much. But I have a really high inner wall.

[23] Has anyone given you a compliment today?
Um....does the cat rubbing up against me count? How about the horses? If they don't count, then the answer is no -- BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE!!! Oh! wait! Molly says I look cute today. Oh....the voices don't count either? Nevermind.

[24] What do your friends call you?
Airplane Jayne. APj. some just call me crazy.

[25] Has anyone upset you in the last week?
yes

[26] What usually causes your relationships to end?
We didn't have enough in common to begin with

[27] Are you close to your parents?
yes very close.

[28] What's the best thing about you?
If you ask for my opinion, I will be honest. Even if I know it's not what you want to hear.


[29] Do you think you would be a good parent?
yes, but I'm not interested in beginning the process again.

[30] Are you a forgiving person?
Yes....but it is not easy

[32] Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Lecram. Over pasta. Um....the conversation was over pasta, not Lecram....

[33] Where is the last place you went out to eat?
Geez! You don't pay attention, do you? Please refer to #10

[34] Whats your favorite drink?
water

[35] Do you miss anyone?
yes. a few people. Hopefully I will see some of them before the year's end.



[36] What were you doing at 3 AM this morning?
sleeping. Thank God.

[37] Who do you hate?
Voldemort. Yup....still working on #30

[38] Is your room clean?
yes. and the bed is made too. Wanna come mess it up?

[39] What are you going to do tomorrow?
summer school.

[40] What is in store for your future?
My answer is, "yes. I plan on going to the store in the future."

[41] Do you take care of your friends while they're sick?
Not if they're sick repeatedly.

[42] When was the last time you purchased something over $500?
My new TV. Which I haven't paid for yet. So does it still count?

[43] Any piercings?
Ears.

[44] Favorite color?
purple

[45] Who is your favorite person to have a serious conversation with?
Molly. Oh, the voices in my head don't count? Shit.

[46] Who was driving the last time you were in a car?
It better have been me, 'cause Molly tends to have road-rage

[47] What kind of digital camera brand do you have?
I don't have any brands or tattoos.

[48] Does any part of your body hurt right now?
Well, I've been told I'm a pain in the ass....

[49] How many tickets do you have?
for what? the store? the show? be more specific!

[50] Do you like coffee?
yes. But I'm not supposed to drink it.

[51] Why are you doing this survey?
im bored

[52] Who was the last person that texted you?
Dr. Jones

[53] What does your twelfth message in your inbox say?
None of your business. :)


[54] What are you craving?
See #52

[55] Whats the closest red thing to you?
My cheeks. Because I'm thinking about #52 & #53


[56] What is the last pill you swallowed?
regret.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But really, the last pill I swallowed was a vitamin.

[57] How did you sleep last night?
with the lights on. Because of "The Mirrored Me." tease-tease-taunt-taunt New Nightmare story coming.

[58] What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I am not gonna look in the mirror.....

[59] What did you do last night?
Did you NOT read #58 and #59!?!?!?!?!?

[60] Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
Yes. Otherwise Molly might take over.....and that could be very scary....

[61] What were you doing at 7 am?
You are getting awfully personal....

[62] Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted long?
short answer? yes.