I found this cool meme on addict's site -- and stole it! I love these things!!!!! And really, they do tell me loads about myself.
And I'll have the next dating disaster story tomorrow or Tuesday.
1. When was the last time you had sex?
Alone or with someone?
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Preferably with my foot so I don’t have to touch the handle and get cooties…remember: I have potty issues…..
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Always! and so does any living member in my vehicle! Dead members are allowed to ride in the trunk…
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yup! Currently have two crushes. Haven’t followed thru on either. Neither crushee knows that I think they are crush-able.
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Toilet paper. See #2 above.
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Shirley McClaine. I think we we’re twins in another life.
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
No way! Dontcha know that makes them big?
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
Any song when it’s stuck in there.
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Naw – but I’m hearing, “I write the songs that make the whole world sing” and it’s making me want to change my answer on #10.
12. What are your super powers?
I can fly. I just haven’t tried it without a parachute…..yet.
13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
14. Where are your car keys?
Thank you for asking! I finally found the rogue keys after their four day hiatus! They are – shit! Where are they?
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Anyone willing to answer! But a better question would be, “Who do I think will answer?” And the answer to THAT question is: Jade and Lelly.
16. What's your most annoying habit?
That I think that I’m always right……..(but seriously, I am…..)
17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
Nebraska….Hey! quit laughing! I went to see Mom and Dad!
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
Ex-husband, aka, Voldemort.
19. What is your best physical feature?
My eyes. Although Devon said I’ve got nice legs… But I think I’ll go with my eyes…
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Kien lim. Go check him out.
21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Water, soy bread, and some lumpy shit I forgot to throw out….
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I don’t knowingly cross the path of a black cat…
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Yes – do ya’ got a problem with that?
26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender? If you don't know what your parents would've chosen, what name would you choose for your other-gendered self?
Jason or Joshua. We have a “J” thing going in our family.
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
“Ain’t Too Proud to Beg!”
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Forward! Why go backwards!!! (See Lecram – I am getting better, eh?”)
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
30. What CD is in your stereo?
Trick question!! Please see #20 above.
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
I’m not compulsive about anything…..really…….
32. How many kids do you want to have?
I have one. She is perfect. Case closed.
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
How famous do they have to be? Oops! Guess it’s rude to answer a question with a question, so I’ll just go with the “famous-famous” and answer: Brad Pitt. Omigawd that would send me to the store….
34.Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
Pass up the opportunity to kiss Brad Pitt? Just because we’ve never been formally introduced? Areyoufrickinkiddin???? NO-WAY!!!! Duh!!!!!!!
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
Shhhhh….close your eyes…….okay, now just open them a bit…..did ya’ see it?
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Renee Zellweger. But the Renee-as-the-plump-Bridget-Jones, not the Renee-as-the-lollipop-headed-trophy-doll.
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of glory! Saving children! Slaying the dragon! Shagging the Prince!!!! Oops!!! Did I really say ‘shagging?”
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
39. What is your favorite kid's movie?
Beauty and the Beast. I don’t care what you say, the Beast is hot! And I want dishes that put themselves away….
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Geez –don’t make me say it again! He’s gonna get a swelled head.
41. Have you ever been in love?
I thought I was once…..but I may have been mistaken…..check back with me later…..
42. Do you talk to yourself?
Hey! It doesn’t mean you’re crazy!! Really!!! The shrink said that as long as I wasn’t arguing and physically fighting that it…
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?Duh….please see #18 above.