- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about APj!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for APj is two minutes.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from APj.
- APj will often glow under UV light!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating APj from each salad served in first class.
- APj is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- APj was originally called Cheerioats.
- APj is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
- It is impossible to fold APj more than seven times.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are APj.
1. Are you scratching your ear? Stop talking about me! Still scratching?
2. This is so wrong......sex must first be STARTED before there can be any DURATION!
3. Kien? Marcel? Care to shed any light on this one?
4. & 6. Hey. Play the right notes on said instrument and I can guarantee glow - UV light or not!
5. Frick American Airlines. and Frick First class while we're at it.
7. Wrong, again. I was originally called SuperSugarSmacks.
8. Not stripped -- err I mean STRIPED at all. Geez -- where do they get this info? STAR Magazine!?!?!?
9. Trust me. You'd be lucky to get her folded twice, let alone seven times. And why would we want to fold her seven times!?!?
10. This is just an outright, blatant lie. If I was doing this much dating, I probably could be folded seven times.....