Friday, July 28, 2006

Survey SAYS!

So, in the best blogger tradition, I have stole this from Lime, who stole it from someone else, who stole it.....you get the picture.

Have you ever.....
Gotten stuck in an elevator? Yes. But that was nothing! One time, my daughter and I got stuck on “Space Mountain” at Disneyland! They had to turn on the lights, help us out of the car, and walk us down the ride. Did you know that there’s a picnic table at the bottom for the workers to eat lunch at?

Egged a person? …..was playing the egg toss game at a company picnic. Purposefully threw the egg hard enough to break on Voldemort (exhusband). Hey, I never said I was nice….

Stalked someone to find out where they work or live? No. Just because you: find out where they live, where they work, where they have lunch, where they buy food, gas and snacks, just because you drive by their house on the way to Madera, Clovis, the Tower, Riverpark, Kansas and Oregon……doesn’t mean you’re stalking them…..

Spent an entire day in nothing but your underwear? Yup. Why do you think the first question I ask when you answer the phone is, “What are you wearing?”

Read some friends mail or other personal papers without them knowing? Yup. How else am I supposed to get all that info that makes me look so intuitive?Gone skinny dipping? Yup. But….(butt….) my fave was the time we “almost” went skinning dipping. Gorgeous Joe Skradski. Hmmmmm….blog story coming soon!!!!!

Been in a fist fight? Yup. A few, actually. But the best was in 6th grade. Gino Harris kicked me while I was sitting down, minding my own business. I ignored/warned on the first two. After the third kick, I stood up on gave him a left punch to his arm. He grabbed my hair and tried to bite me. Shocked, I gave him a hard left hook to his chin, and uttered the phrase that haunted him for the rest of junior high: “YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.."

Last....
Time you tripped? At an all school assembly last year – over one of my students sprawled out legs

Time you cleaned up the base of your toilet? On Tuesday, because I had company coming. Donned my potty gloves. Why potty gloves? Because I have potty issues, and I can’t touch the potty with my bare hands….but the gloves I use on the potty can’t be used for anything else.

Gum you had? .38 oh G – U – M. that would be Extra Bubble Gun --- err gum.

Pair of socks? The socks are also divorcing and splitting up at my house. They are all single. Mad sock orgy in the sock drawer: black with white, sport with knee…..totally disgusting….

Beverage you had? Hmmm.. water today. But I did have a big girl drink (alcohol) last night. But only one – no worries – “Drunk Jayne” was not out last night…

Spur of the moment decision you made? Many. Some good, some not so good. I try to keep the spur decisions to the ones likely to do the least amount of damage. Like what flavor ice cream to eat…

Movie you watched? All, thank you. Shhh…..don’t tell, but I’ve seen Pirates 3 three times……

What would you....
Say if your best friend told you they love you? Say it back, and hope he turns into a prince.

Right now.....
What are you wearing? I’m naked. (please refer to the above question regarding underwear-all-day). But actually, I’ve got a pink-polka-dotted cami and white drawstring pants. With no panties…..

What are you thinking? Do you still want me?

What are you listening to? As always, the voices in my head. And kien’s CD.

What would you like to be listening to? Someone whispering, “Damn Little Fox, where’d you learn to kiss like that?”

Are you annoyed by the length of this survey? It’s a survey?!?!?!? Do I get a prize!?!?!?!?

Are you tired? Not yet. I can go for hours. Four hours? Fore ours? I'm so confused....perhaps I should lay down.....

How many people in the room? One physical body, a few ghosts, one or two skeltons in the closet, a baritone warbler, and the multitude in my mind…

Any cuts or bruises on your body? Nope. At least none on the outside.....but yes, cut and bruised inside...

Are there any animals in the room? Not physically.

Are you eating anything? Not nobody, not no how!

People who I would like to do this? I’m not telling you the people I’d like to do!!! Ya’ll know who I’d like to do!!!!
But applications are available between 7-9am, Friday-Sunday.

7 comments:

lime said...

let's hear it for size 7 women's shoes! yeeehaw! fun stuff. yer such a sassy thing. must be why i like you! :)

jade ed girl said...

That was fun... course I did it too.. see I can be a follower when I want to.

kien lim said...

All is well......

So where does Harry Potter figure in this?

airplanejayne said...

Lime - the feelings mutual!
Jade - "follow me, up and down..."
kien - Potter definately a movie I've seen, definately not a person I would do (way too young), but would be someone handy to have 'round the next time I'm stuck in an elevator...

snavylyn said...

LOL!! That was great!!

My socks are in the same boat as yours. Maybe we should get them together and start a support group.

Lacquer, Semi-Gloss Lacquer said...

...who was it, Aldus Huxley, who said that 'an intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex..?'
-he didn't take this survey.

Mintzworks said...

YOU'RE HORNY!!

Or maybe it's just me when I read about cami's and drawstring pants...mmmmmmm......