Saturday, March 31, 2007

Another goofy quiz evening.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

I, being a horse-0wner know the purpose of a bridle: a bridle is used to guide and gently suggest (and...not so gently for the more stubborn mount) a better course of action or direction.

So.....translated into human-speak: I wanna man who doesn't like to be told where to go (and doesn't need a map), doesn't have footprints on his backside, and isn't tied down. Duh.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

Huh? Sorry....I was still at the store from talking about mounts and maps.... But yes, it's true: Creativity and non-boredom are good -- especially when dealing with my A.D.D.


You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

I am optifrickingmistic! And happy!?!?!? I'll show you happy...

Hey....what a minute. You said "my lover." where is he!?!?!? How come I didn't know about him? What's he look like?


You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Not true. I seem to be drawn to emotional moody wrecks that are never happy.

err....not that I'm complaining. :)


Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Yes -- it's true. I'm not interested in fleeting. I'm not interested in lukewarm. And, yes, I am really not interested in Mr. Right Now. Unfortunately, I don't know as to whether or not Mr. Forever exists....

::sigh:: Ahh.....the perils and travails of the Romantic Cynic....


Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

Cheating is a definite buzz-killer.


You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

Yup. Despite what I say, and my own experiences, I still believe in marriage. And little baby ducks, old pickup trucks. and love.


In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

Or when both are committed. Err....in a relationship way -- not the institutional way....






Your Life Path Number is 5
What the heck is a life path number!?!?!?!



Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.

Life free!??!?

Perhaps they mean live free?

Collect experiences!?!?!?

WTF!?!?!?

"Hello. I'm Jayne. Have you any experiences you'd like to give me? I'm life freely....


You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.

Yes....I love anything new. "I wanna new drug. One that won't make sick...."

You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.

So....totally off the subject.....but I'm curious: why do they call ice cream treats "novelties" Geez....I'd sure like a bomb-pop right now....

You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.

I have many different types of friends from the many different circles of my life. One of the interesting things I noticed is that, regardless of the circle, I am always the strange one! In my "artsy" circle, I'm the normal one. In the "normal" circle, I'm the artsy one....



In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't
stick around for long.

Obviously the "PATH" folks and the "KEY" folks don't meld together! Key says I'm looking for commitment and devotion. Unless...unless....perhaps it really DID mean committed the other way.....



You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.

I am spontaneous -- but only when I know I have the time for it......

No regrets. Oh yeah, I do occasionally wish I'd done something(s) differently....but....no regrets.

Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.

what about rock and roll!?!?!? Don't they all go together?

You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused.

Wrong -- I am so focused.....unless, of course, I don't have my contacts in.....

hey! how 'bout that bomb-pop?


thanks to Joy for getting me going on this one.....
Adios amigos! Yo trabajo en Mexico.
(I think that's "Goodbye friends! I work in Mexico." or close enough!)

6 comments:

lime said...

i completely 'get' that artsy/normal thing you have going on. i'm the same way.

Lelly said...

yes, I have the artsy/normal anomoly (anomolie?) going on too!
Have stolen 'Keys to your heart' for my blog. Adois! x

Mustang said...

If I may...

Perhaps less time taking inane emotionally-draining polls, and more effort spent finding a he-man who wants to spend endless time-on-target, having found his way there without a map, and no need to go to the store cause ya' gotz it all in yer pantries, would be a better use of your time.

Mustang

KFarmer said...

Yeah, they call me Abby Normal from time to time-K sarah, sarah, what ever- :)

kien lim said...

Draahhmaah darrrrliinnnk. Draahhmaah.

airplanejayne said...

Lime - glad we're similar. It'll make the whole bus/pole dance experience that much more incredible...

lelly - Please join us for the pole dance. Bring leather...

kfarmer -- don't know about abby or sarah -- but I think you're fantastic. Please join the (evergrowing) bus brigade

mustang - heh,heh. I read panties instead of pantries....funny either way, I guess.
He-man!?!?!? target? mapless?
sorry...got the vapors...

kien - darlink and draama right back at ya. I'm having the vapors, what should I do?