Friday, March 30, 2007

Cowboy UP!!!!


I, and 13 of my closest friends leave for Mexico in the morning...

::girls gone wild::

::upside-down tequila shots::

::underage boys and girls::

No....not that kind of Spring Break, except for the last one. I am chaperoning my youth group on a trip to Mexico to build a house.

Yes, I've done this before.

No, I've never been arrested.

Yes, I will post pictures when I get back...

But I thought I would leave you with a joke.....

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy (err...or is that kowboi?) coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well, it's like this, Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head tells me, "Come on out ta mah mowtah home."
So I did.
We go inside the motorhome....and she pulls off her top!
She looked at me with them blue eyes, and said, "Now, Ah whant ya'll ta' take off yah shirt."
so I did.
Sheriff....then she pulls off her skirt! I swear!!! And, and, she sat on the edge of the bed....and looked at me with them there pouty lips and said, "Ah whant yah to pull them trousers off..."
So I did.
Lordy, lordy, then she pulls off her undies, lies back on the bed and and whispered, "Now darlin'.....take off YOUR drawers..."
So I did.
Then....she lifted her head off the pillow.....looks me straight in the eye.....looks to the ceilingg...looks me in the eye.....and yells, "Now go to town, Cowboy!"
.And here I am....
Son of a Gun….
Blonde Men do exist!!
See ya'll when Ah return!!


lime said...

LOL! good one!

have a safe trip. i am sure it will be lifechanging for some of those kids.

Lelly said...

Oh wow a trip to Mehico, sure beats my weekend in Wales!! Hope you have a fabulouso time Jayne! x

Cosima said...

Building a house in Mexico sure doesn't sound like your average spring break! Have a safe and fun trip!

jade ed girl said...

Week in Mexico, weekend in Whales... geez... I'm unpacking in Tarpey Village!! Where did I go wrong??

Hey! That was a rhetorical question thankyouverymuch.

KFarmer said...

Thanks for the morning giggle- :) Have a safe trip!